Tony looked around him, at the various HYDRA agents kneeling before him, the large steampunk-esque scepter clenched in his hand, and the other Avengers staring up at him in disbelief and a little despair, and he gave up on coming up with a reasonable explanation and just shrugged.
“So I maaaaay have accidentally taken over HYDRA. Oops?” He held up his hands in a ‘what-are-you-gonna-do?’ manner, and shook his head sadly.
“Peter Parker could have been an Avenger if he had shown up during the big battle. Unfortunately, his teacher wouldn’t let him out of class.”
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| — | Steven Moffat, on being asked when Season 3 of Sherlock will happen. (x) |
“Okay… you know what? I don’t feel protected. You try living for 15 years thinking that you’re one person, and then in five minutes, you find out you’re a princess. Just in case I wasn’t enough of a freak already, let’s add a tiara!” - The Princess Diaries (2001)
Until the second trailer was released with this scene in it, I was really nervous about Captain America. Now I cry at this every freakin’ time.
Anyone interested in Beta-ing a Steve!feels Hurt/Comfort porny movie!verse Superhusbands fic? Plz?
Nick Fury just really wants the Avengers to go the fuck to sleep.
(Samuel L. Jackson’s audio book of Go The Fuck To Sleep)

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“Peter Parker could have been an Avenger if he had shown up during the big battle. Unfortunately, his teacher wouldn’t let him out of class.”
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