April 19 2014, 4pm


merwhovengerlockhoodoncer:


releasemyeffinflamingos:

They didn’t find him for a week.

reblogging because i headcanoned that they only found him because Tony happened to be flying that way and was like “that’s a freaking huge bird nesting in th- WHAT THE HECK CLINT? GUYS I FOUND CLINT!”

merwhovengerlockhoodoncer:

releasemyeffinflamingos:

They didn’t find him for a week.

reblogging because i headcanoned that they only found him because Tony happened to be flying that way and was like “that’s a freaking huge bird nesting in th- WHAT THE HECK CLINT? GUYS I FOUND CLINT!”


April 19 2014, 11am


shezzablue:

missmindicarriesbaby5:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it. 


April 19 2014, 11am


shirozora-draws-shit:

::safe & sound::
there was this other doodle, but my need for happy things won out. the real loser here is my right hand/wrist. also I fiddled a lot with layer modes. very bizarre. also everything is really bright. VERY BIZARRE.

shirozora-draws-shit:

::safe & sound::

there was this other doodle, but my need for happy things won out. the real loser here is my right hand/wrist. also I fiddled a lot with layer modes. very bizarre. also everything is really bright. VERY BIZARRE.

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April 19 2014, 11am


nianeyna:

phantastus:

railerat:

yellowcrayonwillow:

Hi please watch this poor mailman get attacked by a cat it’s v. important

TAKE IT WITH YOU.

I THINK MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT THIS IS HOW CHEERFUL THE MAILMAN IS. HE AIN’T EVEN MAD.

I wouldn’t be either because this is hysterical.

the best part is the implication that this happens EVERY DAY


April 18 2014, 11pm


Even Rocky had a montage


  • archwrites: y'all I've been thinking, I want avengers 2 to be like at least 30% teambuilding activities, with like a training montage and then they use the Flying V or something
  • copperbadge: Oh my god an Avengers training montage
  • copperbadge: I need it
  • resplendeo: what music playing
  • copperbadge: Eye of the Tiger
  • resplendeo: because several options
  • copperbadge: No, Led Zeppelin
  • archwrites: which one, Sam?
  • copperbadge: The one that starts NAH NAH NAH NAH NAAAH NAAAH NAAH NAAAAH wait I'll find it [Kashmir, he meant Kashmir]
  • KnottaHooker: that's unhelpful
  • resplendeo: that could be so many songs, sam
  • KnottaHooker: :{
  • KnottaHooker: :P
  • archwrites: Tony would try to make it "Shoot to Thrill"
  • resplendeo: or iron man
  • archwrites: hahahaha he tries to use "Iron Man" and everybody just SHUTS HIM DOWN
  • archwrites: "This is a TEAM EXERCISE, Tony"
  • series: ahahahaa
  • copperbadge: I love Kashmir but can never remember the name
  • archwrites: it would also be really funny to have a training montage to like Frank Sinatra
  • series: pfffff
  • copperbadge: Or it cuts back and forth
  • archwrites: "Fly Me to the Moon", and Iron Man's like thorwing Steve
  • copperbadge: Like, everyone else is listening to Shoot to Thrill and Smells Like Teen Spirit
  • KnottaHooker: HAHAHAHA
  • archwrites: AHAHAHA
  • copperbadge: Steve, Bucky, Sam are over there training to Glenn Miller
  • series: omg
  • resplendeo: tony starts blasting Star Spangled Man
  • archwrites: no way, Sam's trolling them all, keeps putting on "Sexual Healing"
  • series: ahahahaha
  • copperbadge: Or "It's all right"
  • copperbadge: It's all riiiiight have a good tiiiiime cause it's all riiiiiight
  • resplendeo: what would Natasha be listening to?
  • copperbadge: Lady Gaga
  • resplendeo: ooh
  • archwrites: Beyonce!
  • copperbadge: Or as she calls it
  • copperbadge: Lady Gaga Shut Up I Like It
  • resplendeo: ah
  • copperbadge: Oh Beyonce even better
  • KnottaHooker: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU
  • series: omg pls
  • resplendeo: no
  • KnottaHooker: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
  • series: no knotta
  • resplendeo: no
  • resplendeo: nono
  • archwrites: Natasha, Sharon, and Maria Hill, having the most badass training session ever to Beyonce
  • archwrites: HAHAHAHA KNOTTA
  • resplendeo: yes
  • copperbadge: They woke up like this!
  • JabberwockyPie: Yes!
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April 18 2014, 8pm



Anonymous
i loved that sam and avengers fic! could you write one of sam trying to go on a trip away from saving the world and avengers not getting that he wants to relax alone? bonus bucky watching over his house while he is away...


ifeelbetterer:

(the original is here)

Sam had the bag over his shoulder and the key in the lock and he was so sure he’d get out. No Avenger had camped out on his sofa for a good week, vacation would happen. He wasn’t asking for much, just a weekend at his sister’s house in Georgia. Just enough time to quiet all that noise he was getting from his mom about not being an “active part of his extended family.”

The key clicked. Then it unclicked from the inside. Sam rolled his eyes.

"Man, you people are gonna give me a complex," he said as the door swung open. "You know if a supervillain actually tried to kill me by sneaking into my apartment, by this point I’d probably be halfway to making him chicken noodle soup by the time he got the garotte around my neck?”

Bucky glowered. Then he noticed the duffel bag.

"Are you—" Bucky started to ask, frowning at the bag. "Do you need a place to lie low?”

Then Sam made a huge mistake. He should have known better, but apparently there was a self-preservation gene missing from his DNA or something.

"Right," he said sarcastically. "Sure, I need a place to lie low. I’m totally on the run right now. While I’m gone, feel free to drink my beer.”

Bucky’s frown deepened.

In hindsight, Sam should have known that meant shit was about to get real.

***

He had gotten maybe twenty miles down I-95 when a crazy wind started to buffet the car. About ten seconds after that, the sky had turned entirely gray and what looked like some sort of tornado was forming directly over his car.

"Fuck me,” Sam said earnestly. He pulled onto the shoulder and waited.

Thor landed with a thud and a decent-sized crater a moment later.

"Friend Sam," he boomed. "Fear not. I have come to your aid."

"Oh good," said Sam and hit his head on his steering wheel.

"Do he villains force you to harm yourself?" asked Thor, approaching the driver-side window. He tapped on it and the window cracked a little. "Instruct them to make themselves apparent that we may fight like warriors!"

"There are no—”

And then there was a screech of metal and Iron Man arrived with Captain America. The decent-sized crater was now expanded.

"Sam, can you tell us—" Steve started to ask.

"I can do a scan of—" Tony said at the same time, flipping the mask open.

"Fuck. My. Life," said Sam earnestly.

Then a voice piped up from his own back seat.

"I’m guessing you’re not actually being kidnapped, huh?" said Clint. Sam had definitely looked in his rear view mirror many, many times in the twenty miles it had taken him to get this far and Clint had not been there.

"Pssh, like this is the first time I stowed away in a car," said Clint, reading the question on Sam’s face.

"Were you in the trunk?" Sam asked, morbidly curious.

Clint shrugged. “If I told you, I’d have to—you know.” He smiled. “Anyway, Tasha and Bucky have hijacked a six-wheeler and are ten minutes out.”

Sam pulled out his phone and texted his sister that he might be a bit late. Traffic, he said. Super traffic.

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April 18 2014, 7pm


eskarinart:

sinterwoldiers:

Tony being a dork and entering every room just before Bucky does so he can loudly announce that winter is coming

I just can’t not to draw them… XDDDDD


April 18 2014, 7pm


becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONESHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!

She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONE
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!


April 18 2014, 1pm


initiala:

Natasha Romanoff: S.H.I.E.L.D Agent, Russian Spy, Assassian, Matchmaker

Okay what I love most about this is Nat knows his neighbors.

(okay I love everything about this, especially Natasha continuing this conversation like they totally just didn’t jump out of a plane and murder/incapacitate twelve people, but we’ll focus on one thing in particular)

It’s really fueling my headcanon that Natasha just comes over and bothers Steve when she’s bored sometimes. She just comes in through the window sometimes, picks the lock when Steve isn’t home and rearranges his furniture (“The harmony of the room was off-balance” “That is a load of bullshit” “Have you gone undercover as a New Age specialist? No? Shut up. Harmony”), replaces his healthy food with microwave dinners. Things like that. Natasha is a world-class troll.

But she has cased his neighbors. She’s watching his back, making sure he’s in a good neighborhood, that he’s got a safe space to come home to.

STEVE PROTECTS HER ON THE FRONT LINES, SHE PROTECTS HIM ON THE HOME FRONT

(Source: chrisevns)


April 18 2014, 11am



I was born for this.

I was born for this.

(Source: hwoaarang)

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April 18 2014, 11am


charmingpplincardigans:


"Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the 。*:★Kawaii Soldier★:*。. He’s an adorable ghost, you’ll never find him.”

charmingpplincardigans:

"Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the *:★Kawaii Soldier★:*. He’s an adorable ghost, you’ll never find him.”

(Source: leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas)


April 18 2014, 10am


yunuen:

fake movies: avengers lady centric au (for nyssa)

Peggy is the one to get stuck in ice in and survive the century. Pepper doesn’t get rid of Extremis and becomes Rescue. Bruce Banner stays under the radar leaving Betty as the authority in gamma radiation. Jane retains some of the Aether’s powers. Thor is busy ruling Asgard, therefore Sif is the one tasked to retrieve the Tesseract. Director Fury rounds them all up along with Black Widow for his Avengers Initiative and, Barton being compromised, Maria Hill steps up as the marksman of the team. 

tldr; the ladies save the world instead


April 17 2014, 2pm


jenngeek:

At first I was like, “Has anyone taught the royals how to hold a baby? Anyone?”

But as more footage has come out over the last few days of Prince Thrashes McKickenhit there, I’m now like, “that is clearly the best way to hold that child, A+ parenting for not dropping him on his little royal butt.”

(Source: obsessedwiththeroyals)