(Source: neogohann, via fypokemon)
can i mention how the kaiju have destroyed countless worlds but once they reached earth the humans were like nope. not today mother fuckers. big robots. lets go.
#they didnt account for a world that had the friggin audcaity to look danger in the face#and build an appropriate robot
Neither did they take into consideration humanity’s greatest weapon: Our ability to say “fuck you, this is ours” and then we made it so.
How did you fuck up rice?
And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via destinyandcoins)
*breaks a glass bottle* who wants to fight *accidentally cuts someone* oh my god are you ok
this post is so canadian
i live in texas
you’re definitely Canadian
IM NOT FUCKING CANADIAN
One of us, one of us.
WHATS GOING ON
ONE OF US, ONE OF US.
ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
IM GOING TO CRY SOMEONE JUST GOT CANADIANIZED
(Source: gruesomelymoved, via my-koalallama)
does it come with butter pillows
is anyone reading that description
Imagine dragons sleeping the same way giraffes do
Yessss! I wanna draw sleeping dragons tooo
Maybe they sleep like camels…
or…. uh… snakes?
Or maybe they sleep on trees
There is nothing about this post I don’t love