September 19 2014, 3pm


The punchline needed a story


theactualcluegirl:

bronata:

On a narrow side street in Paris, outside a small cafe, a man sits drinking his coffee. Sunglasses hide his eyes, but not the long scars over his face. It’s been so long since he was properly anonymous, he can’t remember what it was like. It’s beginning to come back.

Another man sits down across from him. “You are a very difficult man to find. I respect that.” He gestures to the waiter for a drink, whatever the other guy is having.

The scarred man scowls. “Not enough to leave me be.”

"No. But I’m not lurking in a dark room waiting for you to come in so I can surprise you with my," his tone drops an octave, "very powerful voice."

"What do you want, Stark?"

The waiter arrives with the coffee. “You take it black? I was expecting an espresso. Tiny little teacup with an ounce of the world’s most potent caffeine. Superserumspresso.” He picks up the cup, sniffs it, sips it, makes a face. “Gah, hot.”

The scarred man glares, raises an eyebrow. “S.H.I.E.L.D. is gone.”

"But the world still needs defending. Hydra, Chitauri, all those random little events that you handled. Someone has to take care of those." He leans in. "Nick Fury is dead, but his skills still exist."

The scarred man considers it. “What are you proposing?”

"I’d like to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative."

Echoes of Nick Fury’s laughter can be heard three blocks away.

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September 11 2014, 8am


acceber74:

terapsina:

Someone needs to write a fic of a battalion of superheroes randomly showing up at Sam’s doorstep because they have nowhere else to go.

"Hey Sam… so Pepper threw me out of my house and Rhodey’s on vacation in Mexico."

"Steve has spoken much of you Son of Wil. Do you wish to do battle against my adopted brother?"

"So… show an archer these wings I’ve heard so much about."

"HULK. HUNGRY."

And Sam cursing Steve and Natasha in the depths of his soul because they started the trend and then told all their friends about it.

And then, one day everyone comes over and cleans Sam’s house, brings him enough groceries to stock his fridge, do his yard work, and make him dinner.

Because making Sam the babysitter for the Avengers isn’t cool and he needs to be pampered, too. 

(Source: imaginaryfriendsarecool)


September 8 2014, 8am


fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

laurensmanlyscreams:

Just a reminder to the world that there is this glorious feminist thing called the Hawkeye Initiative. Where people draw Hawkeye (and possibly other avengers) in various sexual poses that comic artists generally depict women in.

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thehawkeyeinitiative
the greatest thing in the universe.

September 7 2014, 6pm


shieldposts:

I bet there are labels like this all over Avengers tower

shieldposts:

I bet there are labels like this all over Avengers tower


September 7 2014, 1pm


clint and sam compliment each other on their hotness and then engage in a round of bird puns.
    ↳ “aww, thanks, clint. you’re not bad looking yourself.” “aww shucks, sam. i’m blushing.”

(Source: waywardspysassins)


September 4 2014, 9pm


we-r-groots:

mydoyoufondue:

daily-asgardian-news:

Earth’s Mightiest Heroes? What a bunch of a-holes!

THIS IS SO BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL TRAILER WTF

TONY STARK AS TONY STARK I’M DYING


September 4 2014, 9am


findalittletrouble:

natasha is beating them at strip-chitauri-kill

findalittletrouble:

natasha is beating them at strip-chitauri-kill


September 2 2014, 7pm


Hell Yeah


copperbadge:

Title: Hell Yeah
Rating: PG
Summary: Tony Stark showed up in Steve Rogers’ hospital room with a get-well bouquet and an ulterior motive.

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When Tony Stark met Sam Wilson for the first time, he offered his hand, shook firmly, and said, “So that was you.”

"On the carriers? Yeah man, kind of hard to miss," Sam replied.

"Not what I meant," Tony said, beaming wide and pleased. Sam had heard about his infamous charisma; you hear about how certain people just switch it on. He’d have been more awed by it if he hadn’t spent the last few days with Steve Rogers, but it was still impressive. Having all that Stark focused on him was amazing and a little disconcerting.  

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September 2 2014, 7pm


esaevian:

rickie-d:

kickass-pics:

 

Why are they all wearing that small human girl insignia?

More importantly, what’s Aragorn doing in there with all of the MCU people?

(Source: allyson-wonderlnd)


August 23 2014, 9am


The Avengers and GotG hanging out after their first joint battle…


agentnicdown:

  • Peter geeking out because Captain freakin’ America is listening to his mixtape on his Walkman and omg is he bobbing his head to the music OMG YES
  • Tony nerding out over Peter’s helmet, flicking it on and off and on and off and promising himself Yup, my suit’s gonna do this, in less time and it’s gonna be way cooler too, thanks
  • Gamora and Natasha regarding each other with respect but also warily because badass assassins know what other badass assassins are capable of and all their loved ones are within killing range
  • Gamora pretending not to be interested in the handsome Captain or his broody friend with the metal arm and their muscles
  • Rocket not bothering to pretend that he’s not interested in that metal arm and Yeah, we might need that later, pal, trust me
  • Thor arm wrestling with Drax and Groot
  • Clint and Rocket snarking at each other and secretly enjoying it
  • The Hulk responding surprisingly amiably to Groot’s words 
  • Groot giving the Hulk a delicate little flower from his palm
  • The Hulk shrinking until Bruce is there holding the flower with an utterly peaceful look on his face
  • Sam and Tony studying the thrusters of Peter’s boots and No Stark I don’t need those on my wings, what did I tell you about messing with them and Wilson, Wilson, don’t you see what we have here, let me upgrade your wings, please
  • The pizza delivery kid hauling 30 pizzas up to Avengers’ Tower and being greeted at the front door by a smart mouth raccoon and a walking tree and Tony Stark with a weird helmet on his face and a scary guy with a metal arm who grunts keep the change and he thinks, how is this my life every other friday, how 

August 22 2014, 10am


felixandria:

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August 17 2014, 8pm


burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:


black-nata:

natasha: [CASUALLY DODGES ALIEN PHOTON BLAST AND CALMLY RESUMES FIRE]
clint: [RESTING FACE WHILE DESTROYING 10 CHITAURI WITH SINGLE ARROW]

clint looks so bored like he’s making his grocery list in his head

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

black-nata:

natasha: [CASUALLY DODGES ALIEN PHOTON BLAST AND CALMLY RESUMES FIRE]

clint: [RESTING FACE WHILE DESTROYING 10 CHITAURI WITH SINGLE ARROW]

clint looks so bored like he’s making his grocery list in his head

(Source: shicksome)


August 16 2014, 3pm


lokiistrulydesperate:

A masterpost of some of my favourite Avengers head canons, mainly starring Clint.

(Credit to the bloggers that posted them)