August 23 2013, 10am
"This is the new world." (x)
but like imagine the part where he and Maria walk in and he’s like “OMG HILL this corner yesss” and she’s like “the fuck are you doing phil” “MARIA I AM GOING TO HIDE OKAY” “but phil literally that’s like the opposite of what you should be doing this is the workplace and you are working” “SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM THE NIGHT”
My ability to can with Phil Coulson was already on shaky ground but the more and more we get from him in this show, the more it just VANISHES.
Phil Coulson: Better Than Everyone
October 29 2012, 8pm
Ultimate Spider-man 1x23 “Not A Toy”
“Captain America is MY…I mean is the greatest living super hero!”
“It’s OK, Phil.” “YOU KNOW MY NAME???”
“This is not mine.”
“Captain and I have extreme SHIELD business things to attend to.”
“Hey Phil, how would you like to hold my shield?” “REALLY!?”
Marvel Marvel Marvel
Stop playing my pheelings PLEASE!!!
August 18 2012, 1pm
Can we take a minute to appreciate that most of the humans are shitting their pants, because JESUS ITS AN ALIEN OR AT THE VERY LEAST A DUDE WITH A MAGIC HAMMER AND HE”S BACK FROM THE DEAD, and Coulson is all “Listen here skippy, you might be magic and outweigh me by 70lbs and have a magic hammer, but I’ve seen Nick Fury without his morning coffee, so don’t try that shit on me.” Completely fucking unfazed that he’s talking to a God.
Son of Coul indeed.
coulson appreciation moment
LISTEN HERE SKIPPY
July 10 2012, 11pm
#Can I have like a ten minute short about ‘A Day in the Life of Heimdall’ #and it’s just tranquil shots of Heimdall chillin’ on the Bifrost #in between lots of ass kicking #and single handedly fighting off like alien invasions trying to get past him #and then odin can roll up and be like ‘Hey heimdall anything interesting happen today?’ #and then in that really calm voice Heimdall’d just say ‘Not particularly my leige.’
Heimdal is the agent coulson of asgard
HEIMDALL IS THE AGENT COULSON OF ASGARD
omg thank god there’s finally a Heimdall appreciation post!
Being that Heimdall is over a thousand years old, I think Coulson is the Heimdall of Midgard.
I kind of want a fic with Coulson and Heimdall being bros.
Like, Coulson did his research once he found out that Asgard is real and periodically looks up at the sky like, “Can you believe the people I have to work with?” and somewhere, off in Asgard, Heimdall shakes his head like “I know those feels, bro.”
And may the powers that be help the forces that piss off Heimdall and Coulson at the same time. Bad things happen.
I would love to see these two kicking ass and taking names together. And then driving off into the sunset in a classic car. Headcanon: they first bonded over a mutual love of Elvis (I have no idea why, but they both love his music)