May 20 2014, 11pm
steve & natasha go to ikea
something that i noticed on the third rewatch of captain america: for a really fucking lonely guy steve sure has a lot of eating paraphernalia in his house, like at least 20 different glasses. and ~artistically arranged~ too.
so months ago, natasha probably came over to steve’s apartment (actually broke into steve’s apartment to play videogames and rifle through his medicine cabinet) and encountered the single lonely table. the single lonely bowl he owns with the single lonely chipped mug. one single lonely radio. one picture of the howling commandos taped to the wall with one single lonely piece of masking tape. and she’s just like this is disgusting i’m drowning in my own tears ugh
then steve comes home to find natasha sitting at his table, eating his raisin bran and glaring at him and he’s like jesus christ !!!! and she’s like we’re going to ikea you human disaster
steve’s like, i don’t appreciate your tone and also we should really talk about this breaking and entering thing as he obediently follows her to the car
April 26 2014, 9am
imagine bucky and sam eating doritos as steve is pacing in front of the huge windows on the upper floors of the tower. suddenly bucky squints at steve and then holds up a dorito as steve stands at the window with his back to them- and then bucky says “oh my god, sam, he literally has the shoulder to waist ratio of a dorito, look at this,” and sam shakes his head and says “i told you, bro. you never listen to me.”
April 18 2014, 1pm
Natasha Romanoff: S.H.I.E.L.D Agent, Russian Spy, Assassian, Matchmaker
Okay what I love most about this is Nat knows his neighbors.
(okay I love everything about this, especially Natasha continuing this conversation like they totally just didn’t jump out of a plane and murder/incapacitate twelve people, but we’ll focus on one thing in particular)
It’s really fueling my headcanon that Natasha just comes over and bothers Steve
when she’s boredsometimes. She just comes in through the window sometimes, picks the lock when Steve isn’t home and rearranges his furniture (“The harmony of the room was off-balance” “That is a load of bullshit” “Have you gone undercover as a New Age specialist? No? Shut up. Harmony”), replaces his healthy food with microwave dinners. Things like that. Natasha is a world-class troll.
But she has cased his neighbors. She’s watching his back, making sure he’s in a good neighborhood, that he’s got a safe space to come home to.
STEVE PROTECTS HER ON THE FRONT LINES, SHE PROTECTS HIM ON THE HOME FRONT
April 10 2014, 10am
Oh god, and half the time they're making stuff up, but eventually Sam starts catching on, and Natasha's around them enough that she gets the gist of everything and then the four of them DESCEND upon Tony Stark and just olde-timey-slang at him and he just gets more and more confused until the foursome breaks down crying with laughter at his expression
(I don’t know what came over me. I kind of want to publish this, so I’m warning for spoilers for people who haven’t seen the movie, so that filters can catch this.)
"What is this; S.H.I.E.L.D.’s gone, so you all joined the mafia?"
Surprisingly enough, it was Bucky who cracked first.
It started out as a quiet wheeze, unusual but not unheard of after a battle. The battle had been over for hours now, though, so the excuse was a shaky one, and only got as the wheeze gained volume and force, and turned into an outright snicker.
Steve and Sam cracked next in quick succession.
Trying to hold it in only made it worse for Sam, when it finally broke through as a loud noise best copied down for posterity as “PFFBBT!”
Steve wholeheartedly surrendered to the hilarity with a smile so wide his face hurt, laughing long and loud because these were his friends, and there was nothing better than to see them, all of them, able to smile and joke like this.
"Just call me Grifter Moll, pally." Natasha drawled in an intentionally bad Brooklyn accent, smiling not just with her eyes, or mouth, but with her whole face. She threw a wink Bucky’s way, and he clung to Steve to keep from doubling over under renewed laughter.
Tony raised his hands, and slowly backed away. “JARVIS, make a note; never drink the water in D.C.”
January 24 2014, 2pm
And guess what, the captain’s shield is a snowflake! But! It has been stolen so Steve and the sorcerer Tony set out on a quest to find it.
and tony is his usual charmingly annoying self, they find the shield, fall in love and live happily ever after the end
someone, please write this for me!!
June 17 2013, 3pm
Really, guys? I’m back for ten minutes and we’re already fighting space aliens?
#steve just spends this entire movie unimpressed with EVERYTHING
“At this point I doubt anything would surprise me”
he does give Fury that $10 for the Helicarrier in the least impressed way possible
Yes, I am surprised by a flying aircraft carrier. SURPRISED IS STILL NOT IMPRESSED.”
May 5 2013, 6pm
Fic: You Close Your Eyes And The Glory Fades (MCU)
Title: You Close Your Eyes And The Glory Fades
Summary: His body isn’t his own, he knows that, knew before the procedure that everything would change. That was the easiest thing to wrap his head around, actually, the physical changes. He’s used to his body betraying him, so this is just another thing to learn his way around. But the colors of everything, even the sliver of blue sky he could see, craning his head at the tiny window, look different.
Characters: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Peggy Carter, Bucky Barnes
KNOTTA WROTE THIS KNOTTA IS MY FRIEND EVERYONE GO READ IT, IT’S GREAT
February 10 2013, 8am
This fancomic is so huge that it needed a WHOLE WEBPAGE to itself. It has 11 pages and a buttload of writing, so be prepared for PLOT and STORY.
And if we really need to categorize this, I’m gonna say this is an AU of both MA:A and MCU.
Original idea came from Valtyr; a HUGE chunk (90.4%) of the script is by Vespasiana, and I have to thank Tally who kept pestering me to work on this AU. Also hugs for the followers who were there to watch me struggle through this thing. HUGS FOR EVERYBODY.
Please do not delete this comment. Otherwise people will not be able to read the rest of the comic. :[
December 16 2012, 12pm
Guys I have been playing way too many fantasy games lately! (this is all fire emblem/skyrim inspired).
So in this story I thought up (along with the help of the peeps in the stream), Steve is a dragon tamer, and Tony is a once-noble/now-alchemist.
Steve has been with a dragon he calls Liberty since he was young (the dragon once belonged to his father), and he has her before he meets Tony. Liberty and Tony really don’t get along (she can be quite stubborn).
Peter comes into the picture when Steve discovers Peter as an infant, abandoned in the forest. Also around this time, Liberty lays two eggs, and so Peter grows alongside the two baby dragons named Thal (red) and Silver (the bluish one) with Steve and Tony (who calls them all firebutts). And yeah~
I was really happy with how these turned out so I will probably do more drawings of them in the future (I might even make a little comic or something on it)
OMG OMG OMG