August 26 2014, 8am
I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong but
August 12 2014, 9pm
I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers
what why would you use numbers
so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH
America makes no sense, as usual.
bless the person that actually made the chart
laughter from France
France what the fuck
March 24 2014, 9am
okay so this is totally awesome and sweet but i can’t help but be a little confused and intrigued as to the meaning of some of those icons
“my gender is Half a Skirt.” “i identify as a really lazy jumping jack”
I honestly do not understand the spread legs female icon what gender expression is that??? Strong Female Who Don’t Need No Man????
my gender is Fast Wheelchair Guy
I’ll have you know I’ve been laughing at this for at least five solid minutes.
my gender is the dude who’s pretending to be an airplane
I think he’s demonstrating the elementary backstroke.
March 18 2014, 10pm
And here is the first compilation of my ‘Yzma is Best Princess’ series. I meant to do it when I completed 10, but people wanted a compilation, apparently. So here is the first 8. It’s been a wild ride so far and I’ve still got several more to go >.>
Watercolors, ink and digital outline.
January 28 2014, 6pm
Fact# 4975: Pirate Benjamin Hornigold once attacked a ship just to take their hats.
The best bit about this is that the reason why he attacked the sloop was because the crew were drunk the night before and threw their hats overboard.
I think I just found this year’s Talk Like A Pirate Day candidate.